THE MAGICIAN AND THE PARROT

Hi there my loovlies!

Andrew our minister at church told this joke yesterday during the service.  I thought you might like to tell it to your friends.  It's very funny.

A magician on a cruise ship specialised in disappearing tricks.  Each day he was doing his best to entertain the passengers with his show.  And yet he was always interrupted by a parrot, and this parrot ruined every routine.  The bird could see what the illusionist was up to every time and would call out, "It's up his sleeve.  It's in his pocket.  It's behind his back."  and naturally the performer became very annoyed.

But then in the middle of one show, tragedy struck, and the ocean liner sank quickly.  In all the commotion and confusion, there were only two survivors - the magician and the parrot - together in a lifeboat.

For three days they sat and stared at each other in silence, and at last the parrot spoke.  It said, "Okay.  I give up.  What did you do with the ship?"

Love Nanxx

ATTENDANCE AT SCHOOL

Q)  What do you say to Santa when he's taking attendance?

A)  Present!

Love Nanxxx

SORE THROAT

Q:  What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?

A:  Tinselitis!

Love Nanxxx

POOR FISHY

Hello my lovelies!

What did the fish say when it bumped into a wall?

"Oh! dam!"

From my Christmas cracker at Kerrie's.  Another one to come!  xxx